Superstar
Superstar: (Noun) A high-profile and extremely successful performer or athlete.Because Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's ridiculously inflated and deluded sense of self-worth never fails to amuse the fucking hell out of me, I am elated to report that Ms. Montag has said that she will not be appearing in the upcoming "Hills" movie, as she feels this is beneath a superstar of her caliber.
"I've never discussed a movie possibility for 'The Hills' ... and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so ... I don't think that would be something I would do," she said. "If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a 'Hills' movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you." (Source)
I don't know what I can even say to comedically improve that statement. The fact that Heidi Montag would think herself worthy of inhaling Denzel Washington's farts much less appearing in an actual motion picture with him just makes my freaking day.
Ms. "I'm Ready For My Closeup" wasting the Earth's precious oxygen at TRL yesterday:
Oh hell no.....You don't think Heidi worthy of huffing Denzel's ass biscuit? I can't imagine why you feel that way? Are you frickin kidding me? Heidi Montag is so pathetic that Herpes would decline her and send her ass packing back to genital warts, who would merely hang their head and welcome her back all the while knowing that Heidi made them the laughing stock of the STD Bowling League. Not worthy to taste Denzel's ass air? Not even close....Heidi Montag is not even worthy to share a room with a toilet where Denzel once evacuated his bowels when he had a raging case of the flu. That is....unless someone was flushing her down the aforementioned commode.
Wow, just -- wow.
I have no fucking clue how to follow that.
sorry sweetheart, i dont think denzel has ever been interested in playing with plastic dolls.
I heard that she is seeking rich men on blackmatching.com in these days. Reported by the magazine , she uploaded some of her hot and half naked pictures over there.Just go and check it out.
Seriously, did anyone else see that pic and just pray like mad a big cat was going to hurtle into her and take her down with a savage neck bite ?