I still cannot fathom what living being (man, woman, centaur, what have you) can form the mental processes that would cause them to cheat on this woman.

I really hope she kicks puppies in her spare time, in order to balance out the cosmic scale.

Screw it, she could EAT the puppies in front of a third-grade class and I would still drink her bathwater.

V is right. This woman is ridiculously delicious.