He's like one of those Russian dudes in the old-timey movies who crouches down real low and does that kicking thing. You know? With the folded arms? Never mind.

i have spent multiple semesters of study on this relationship and have concluded that he is mad hot under that wack-ass beard.

Do you mean 'cossack'? Interesting that he would go for that look. I remember reading that Mark Rothko was always living with fear of their (anti-semetic) attacks when he was growing up in Russia. U.S.S.R., I guess. None of these things are related though, I think I was just thinking 'out loud'.