Uterus: (Noun) The organ in the lower body of a woman or female mammal where offspring are conceived and in which they gestate before birth; the womb.

Renee Zellweger, who is turning 39 later this month, recently revealed that she has no plans of having children, saying “Motherhood has never been an ambition. I don't think like that.”

Seriously though, what business is it of any of ours if Renee Zellweger wants to have kids? But the point is moot anyway, since I'm pretty sure she had her uterus removed because it was making her look fat.

Ms. Negative BMI arriving at Letterman yesterday: