Where's the Beef?

kidman0415_1.jpgWhere's the Beef? (Catchphrase) First used in a Wendy's campaign, it has become an all-purpose phrase questioning the substance of an idea, event or product.

Uhhhh... Isn't Nicole Kidman supposed to be like, pregnant? Like, six months pregnant? Am I missing something here? Either she's gestating Thumbelina in there, or is a shining example of why you don't try to pass chronic irritable bowel off as pregnancy. I understand Nicole, the bloating is embarrassing... But eventually people are going to expect a baby to come out that doesn't have corn kernels for eyes.

Exhibits B through E at the CMT Awards last night:

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4 Comments


discuss said:

i think we can all agree that the more pressing question is:

what the FUCK is k urban wearing? a douche chain, circa 1993?? this man can't be fertile.


Matt said:

Maybe she miscarried. Is it really any of our business? She looks prettier than she has in a long time at any rate.


Ling said:

Ughhhhh... that imagery made my breakfast attempt an escape.
The thing with skinny women is, they don't look pregnant until month 8 because they just start to look normal. You can't deny that Kidman looks far more normal than she has throughout the past few years.


sara said:

that baby is gonna have a forehead to end all foreheads. keith isnt fooling anyone with them bangs.

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