Wonky Tits: (Noun) Bazooms which are crooked; off-center; askew.

Yeah, yeah, I know. As much as we like to pride ourselves on a level of excellence here at WIMB; it's Heather Mills here, and I can only make fun of her wooden leg so many times. At any rate, Heather Mills and her wonky tits judged the 2008 Miss USA pageant Friday night, to a decidedly unenthusiastic reaction from fans:

The night went from bad to worse for the 39-year-old, [who] was later booed and jeered as she was introduced on the judging panel.

Heather has previously claimed that public opinion of her in the US was "99 percent positive," and was left visibly upset when part of the audience at the Planet Hollywood hotel began to heckle as she took to the stage... (Source)

Uh, yeah. I think Heather Mills mistook America's bloodlust at wanting to see a handicapped woman's leg fall off onstage in a dance competition for America actually liking her. At best, public opinion of her over here is 25% indifferent and 75% negative. Maybe she'd have better luck if she signed onto some kind of Celebrity Egg Hurling Competition, or "So You Think You Can Fly," a show in which participants are forced to drop acid and confined to a rooftop to see who can hold out the longest.

WonkyTits McGee with co-judge, Professional Retarded Person Joey Fatone at Miss USA: