World's Greatest Mother: (Phrase) Popular slogan often seen printed on mugs and T-shirts; supposedly implies superior mothering skills.

After having sold them out to People for something in the neighborhood of 6 mil, Jennifer Lopez is taking the next logical step by bringing new newly minted assets babies to the exciting world of reality TV!

In its press materials, the Discovery Networks-owned TLC promises that the series, which is currently in preproduction, will "deliver a slice of [Lopez’s] life that audiences have never seen before, as she takes on her career and launches a new fragrance while trying to juggle her new responsibilities as a first time mom." (Source)

I don't know, it might be a little early to call it -- but, world's greatest mother? It's gonna be tough to beat out Joan Crawford though, who taught her child about the evils of wire hangers. I mean, those things can really fuck up a cashmere sweater.

More of J. Lo and Skeletor, coincidently sans rugrats, in NYC last week: