Your Body Is a Wonderland
Your Body Is a Wonderland: (Song Title) Probably the gayest song ever supposedly written about Jennifer Love Hewitt.Oooh! It's the ultimate He said, He said! Professional blogger/douchebag Perez Hilton went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday to declare that not only is professional musician/douchebag John Mayer bisexual and "struggling with his sexuality," but that the two also hooked up. Naturally, Mayer's reps deny everything.
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue. "I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going." (Source)
This is quite a conundrum. On one hand, John Mayer being gay would explain a lot. On the other hand, going gay for Fatty McTardHair is like breaking your diet for a partially eaten Twinkie you find sitting in the garbage with a cigarette butt sticking out of it. On the other hand, there's "Your Body is a Wonderland." But I'm not sure if that supports or contradicts the evidence.
My verdict? Let's send them both to the sun in a rocket stamped "Douchebag Express." Maybe they'll sort it out themselves on the way.
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You're just jealous because Mayer got to have J-Love suck,fuck and titfuck his cock, and you can only fantasize about it happening to you.
Jealousy's a sad, pathetic and ugly thing.
Trevor Valle = John Mayer?
WTF? I can probably go to the local dinner theater and find an untalented actress who will demean herself while I tunelessly hack a couple of crap love songs. Hard to be jealous of that.
What? Perez Hilton is gay?
I've been wondering, is this another one of those gags for that stupid new celebrities-pranking-the-media show?
ihope john is not gay
Wait. Is Perez Hilton a professional blogger/ professional douchebag, or just a professional blogger AND a douchebag?
Also, John Mayer: All an act. Everything he does falls under the 'just trying to get laid' catagory. If all you knew about Chris Isaak. was "Wicked Game" you'd think he was a pussy too.
Of course, John Mayer's no Chris Isaak.
Maybe Your Body Is A Wonderland was actually written about Bruce Vilanch...
"Your Body Is a Wonderland: (Song Title) Probably the gayest song ever supposedly written about Jennifer Love Hewitt."
Ummmm, are you serious? Have you ever heard LFO's "Girl on TV?" There are few things more redundant than calling a song supposedly written about Jennifer Love Hewitt 'gay.'
Ummmm, are you serious? Have you ever heard LFO's "Girl on TV?"
Ummm yeah. No, I haven't ever heard that song. Not ever. Sorry.