Zombie Stripper (Noun) A reanimated stripper corpse that feeds off the living.

Yesterday, on "The View,"Jenna Jameson (they let her on "The View"?) dropped this little nugget when discussing her upcoming film, Zombie Strippers:

There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl.

She fancies herself a political girl? And Zombie Strippers has political undertones? Which part? The part about the Zombies? Or the Strippers? Maybe the flesh-eating is a metaphor for the Bush Administration's treatment of the American public? Maybe the walking death are metaphors for Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. Or maybe zombies are stand-ins for a slow-moving, destructive war that can end in only one logical way: The apocalypse.

Or maybe that vaginal reconstruction surgery has done gone to Jenna Jameson's head.