Beat
Beat: (Adjective) Completely exhausted and rough looking; tired.Jesus H Christ. If Lindsay Lohan is the hardest looking 21 in Hollywood than Ali Lohan is the hardest looking 14 in the history of ever. Is it just me or does she look like she's had major work done to her face recently? I'm no expert on this kind of stuff but her lips are definitely plumped, her cheekbones look unnaturally pronounced and like her eyes look wider or something. This is just sick. In the history of horrible mothers, Dina Lohan will end up ranking somewhere between Andrea Yates and the Prom Mom who had her baby in the toilet. As least the toilet baby almost had a chance at a normal life.
Below, from left to right: In Malibu July 2007, at the High School Confidential screening on March 5, and yesterday at fuse's "The Sauce."
Wow, I feel ill. I don't understand why cosmetic surgery on minors (regardless of parental consent) isn't illegal.
Well, Lindsay had a big old fake rack before she was 17, so it's not much of a surprise is it?
I can't tell if she's smiling.
The Prom Moms baby has the same birthday as I do, yay!
Wow. Nothing says sexy like a thousand-yard-stare.
Wow, that's just wrong. In the 2007 pic she actually looks cute - fresh and bubbly and like a 13-year-old girl should look. That dark straggly hair and frozen, old-lady face is not working for her.
Yeah, she looks like the girls I went to junior high with in Staten Island, NY. It's a Long Island/Jersey thing, I think- the minute you get boobs, stuff 'em in a push up bra and start spackling your face with makeup. By the time they were 18 all those girls had a lovely patina, like a Grecian urn.
Alex said:
I can't tell if she's smiling.
Neither can she.........