Blackout: (Noun) A temporary loss of consciousness.

The family of Nick Cannon family has confirmed that he and Mariah Carey have secretly wed, after reports surfaced in the past week of the two being engaged. Cannon, 27, is 11 years her junior and the two have been dating for somewhere in the vicinity of a month.

Damn. I've had benders that lasted longer than a month. But I guess there are worse things to groggily gain consciousness to than a quickie marriage to the best selling female artist of all time with no prenup. Especially considering that my blackouts usually just yield messages from my boss telling me not to ever show up again and extensive front end damage to my car.

The blushing bride at Tribeca last week, actually looking hot and classy for once, without 30lbs. of glitter, rhinestones and butterfly accessories: