Actually, if you ever saw the 60s Batman TV show, you would know that Batman DID drink milk. He would go into a bar chock full of go go dancing ladies and order a glass of milk. I am not even kidding. Sure, it was dubbed into Spanish and on a crappy black and white TV somewhere in Central America right after a lucha libre show in, like, 1973. But it remains one of the defining memories of my childhood: Batman walked into a bar, went up to the counter and ordered a glass of milk. Even at 4 years old, I realized that was not normal behavior.

Az is right.

But you're right about Spiderman, that emo pussy. He drinks skim.

Batman orders a double-fat, in a dirty glass!

Oh, come on. I know the new movies make him seem really badass, but Batman has always been the pussiest superhero ever. He's the only one who will stop the villains and then go out of his way to save them from certain death, just because he's SO goody-goody.