Career Change: (Noun) To choose a new occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life.

Last week when we reported that Lindsay Lohan got dropped from the upcoming indie flick, The Manson Girls, I thought to myself, "Huh, that's odd. I would have thought she'd get dropped from the Jack Black movie first." Coincidentally, a rep for the production company filming Ye Old Times has now released a statement that they and Lohan have "decided to go [their] separate ways."

Since this whole "acting" thing clearly just isn't going to work out, and her options are kind of limited thanks to her criminal record and penchant for stealing -- here are the Top 10 Possible Career Changes For Lindsay Lohan:

10. Legging Designer (No wait, that'd never work...)
9. Liquor Store Panhandler
8. Slaughterhouse Blood Hoser
7. Porn Fluffer
6. Carny
5. Plasma Donor
4. New Applebee's Ribbon Cutter
3. Pharmaceutical Test Subject
2. "Celebrity Rehab" cast member (Season Five)
1. Sperm receptacle at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

More of Lindsay at KIIS-FM's "Wango Tango" show this weekend wearing the ugliest fucking shirt I've ever seen in my life: