Close Call: (Noun) A narrow escape from danger or disaster.

Sarah Larson, former "Fear Factor" contestant / self-proclaimed Slut Patrol (oh wait, or did I proclaim her that?) cum famous girlfriend of George Clooney graces next month's Harper's Bazaar; because I guess what's more fascinating than some girl who won the boyfriend lottery? Anyway, Larson dishes on her life with George:

But that doesn't mean it's all red carpets and meetings with world leaders for the couple, who do normal things -- like watch marathons of "Rock of Love With Bret Michaels," which they did while recovering from their motorcycle accident last September. "We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated," Sarah says. "And we were like, 'This is sad.'" (Source)

You know what would really be sad though, is if anyone unearths the "Rock of Love" audition tape she no doubt recorded about a week before she started dating George Clooney. But go ahead Sarah, just go on and keep acting like you weren't one casting call away from having Bret Michaels put his stank all over you and the other girls call you out that you're "not there for Bret" after they all found out you were on "Fear Factor." It's cool.

Mr. Clooney and Slut Patrol at the Costume Gala earlier this week: