Come the F*ck On

bielhitit.jpgCome the F*ck On (Expression) A more definite version of "Come On!" Used to show emphasis, said with indignation and disbelief. 

To all the pecker-obsessed, sexually insecure and unfulfilled gossip blogging assholes who, yesterday collectively went on a misogynistic rant about Jessica Biel and her lack of make-up, let me just put this in terms that the two tiny testicles rattling around in your brain can easily understand: Come the fuck on! Cosmetics or not, if she asked you to step out from behind your goddamn computer screen so she could spit a loogy in your direction, you'd throw yourself into her snot-filled saliva faster than Britney puts on 10 pounds and you'd drink a six-pack and masturbate afterwards to celebrate your good fortune. I mean, really: Get the fuck over yourselves until we see what you look like without makeup.

Jackasses.

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6 Comments


tmj said:

word!

and for the record, i dont think she looks all that bad. i've seen way worse.



Stephanie said:

Good for you! I didn't 'get it' myself when reading all of the blogs. Jessica is still gorgeous and her skin...ugh, what I wouldn't give for that skin.

I often imagine what some of the invisible bloggers who criticize others so freely would look like. Thank you for throwin down guantlets!

p.s. I looove your site


snapnhiss said:

She looks better without makeup than I look with it, in a dark room, to a horny blind man.


Pheagan said:

Exactly.


jq said:

she looks alryt jus a lil shiny. and tired. but hu isnt dez dayz...

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