Cougarfight: (Noun) An altercation between two old ladies, typically involving scratching, hair-pulling; usually involving competition between two or more women.

When I first saw these photos of the German premiere of Sex and the City, I was like, great, another one of these fucking things, and it hasn't even premiered in America yet. But then I read this story that says how supposedly Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker can't stand each other (I so called that!) and suddenly things became interesting. Oh, please God, if you let these bitches throw down on the pink carpet I promise I will never ask for anything ever again. I could be 65 and dying of brain cancer and I'll think, nope I already had God pull that favor for me when His will caused Kim Cattrall to pull Sarah Jessica Parker's hair out after she threw a Manolo Blahnik at Kim's head that time.