Cyberspace: (Noun) The notional environment in which communication over computer networks occurs.

Tom Cruise has taken his damage control tour to the final frontier with the launch of Tom Cruise dot com. (Hmm... Where have I seen this before?) Cyberspace: it's like the PR of the future! Amazing, for someone who worships to the altar of a religion with the word "science" in it, it takes Tom Cruise until 2008 to finally have a personal website. And when he does, it looks like this and plays totally fruity music, and crashed my fucking browser when I tried to launch it. Oh yeah, and when was that picture taken? Mission Impossible part one?? Nice try Tommy Boy, but you ain't fooling no one.

What the little man really looks like, with double-chin and Katie-bot earlier this week: