Dandy
Dandy: (Noun) A man unduly devoted to style, neatness, and fashion in dress and appearance.Hmm... Is it just me, or does Bear Grylls lose some of his "oomph" when he's not covered in sexy mud and biting through the spinal columns of lesser species with his bare teeth? I mean, I guess he's still technically hot, in an abercrombie and fitch dandy boy kind of way -- but where the hell is the fun in that? Come on: at least rock some beard stubble or spill some ketchup on your shirt or something. Is that so much to ask?
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eh, i disagree. he always looks good. always.
Girl, don't lie and say you wouldn't still hit that out of the park. I know I would.
Huh. He looks really different. Thinner? And taller. Also I ever realized his nose was so weird. Still: would.
holy cannoli----he's doable in every sense of the word---dandified or not.
I would ride that pony any day of the week. Even on a Tuesday.
Are you kidding? I'd hit it twice on Tuesday!