Downgrade: (Noun) A decline, as in fortune, status, or condition.

Well I'll be darned. It looks like Jennifer Aniston really is banging John Mayer. I totally thought this was going to turn out to be just another unsubstantiated "Jennifer Aniston dating someone" rumor that pops up every other goddamn week.

So yeah, John Mayer. Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, and now the epic douchebag who wrote "Your Body is a Wonderland." Good thing cruising into middle-age childless and alone hasn't affected her judgment or anything. If this doesn't work out with John, maybe she can see if the guy who played "Booger" in Revenge of the Nerds is still single.