Fiscal Year: (Noun) A year as reckoned for taxing or accounting purposes.

In an episode airing today, Mariah Carey went on "Ellen" to talk about her marriage and told the talk show host that husband Nick Cannon wants to get married every year.

"His plan is to have one [wedding] every year," newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres. "Instead of trying to be like, 'You're invited, but shhh, don't tell anybody,' we're just going to have another one [wedding] next year," Carey said. (Source)

Ahhh. So now it makes sense. Quite the budding entrepreneur, that Nick Cannon. But who is he gonna find to marry next year even richer than Mariah fucking Carey? Oprah? If he's feeling particularly ambitious, he could always try knocking up a Spears woman. That'll pay for the yacht and the summer home.

Mariah performing at Time's 100 Most Influential People event: