Godsend: (Noun) A very helpful or valuable event, person, or thing.

Crap rocker Avril Lavigne has been forced to cancel a string of dates on her, ahem, "Best Damn Tour" after being afflicted with acute laryngitis. In a statement to fans, she said:

"My sincerest apologies to all of my fans. My intention was to complete the rest of the tour, but tonight at sound check in Anaheim, [Ca.], I realized this wasn't possible. Even though I have been resting my voice for days, when I tried to sing nothing came out."

She just couldn't sing at all? Wow, it's almost too perfect, as if a super strain of the virus was sent from the future to put a stop to Avril Lavigne. You know, kind of like the plot to The Terminator, only this time to save the human race from shitty music.

Poserface on a Palm Beach stop on her tour last month: