Half-Baked
Half-Baked: (Adjective) Not fully thought through; lacking a sound basis.Let's see... I get the cages. I get the egg-shaped protest signs. But why are they in bikinis again? Oh yeah, because PETA are a bunch of fucking idiots who are completely incapable of getting their points across without them being presented by naked or scantily clad retards. Ooh, nudity... Shocking! A hundred bucks says those are paid actresses, too.
I'm not gonna lie. I buy all natural, free-range brown hippie eggs that come packaged in biodegradable cardboard. But the dumbassery being presented here makes me want to run out to the nearest Wal-Mart and buy the whitest, most hormone injected chicken placenta in styrofoam containers and go find these dumb bitches and egg the motherloving shit out of them. Another fine job done by PETA!
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Just FYI- the white ones are just as natural as the brown ones. Some chickens just lay brown eggs. It's not like they're bleaching the white ones, so feel free to not pay a savvy egg farmer more just 'cause he stocked-up on the brown layers. Also- PETA is a parody of itself.
Oh, gee, now I'm totally convinced. I'm going to stop eating eggs -- the only non-fish animal product I eat regularly -- right away. Fuck you, PETA. You do more harm for the animal rights movement than ELF does for forest conservation.
God, this looks like the ad for a serial killer rodeo. When you cage them up like that, it just takes all the fight out of them. Where's the fun in that?
Girls in cages? This is a good day!!
I hate PETA! They try to get you to stop eating meat by...treating women like meat. Bwuh?
Up front: I'm a vegan and I basically despise PETA.
But your "all natural, free-range brown hippie eggs that come packaged in biodegradable cardboard" are most likely not ethically in the clear.
You must ask wherever you get your eggs from what they do with the boy chicks. And free-range means squat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Gbq3lkKwY
For an amusing and insightful take on PETA via feminism check out Amanda Marcotte's It's A Jungle Out There. She draws these parallels between the anti-abortion crowd and PETA--very cool.
And speaking as a vegan, I too dislike PETA's tactics of using half-naked women as props at protests. This does nothing to illuminate the undeniable similarities between the oppression of women and animals (see Carol Adams' The Sexual Politics of Meat). It just pisses me off.
Couldn't you have fun with a few padlocks, some lengths of rope, a few strong guys, a pickup truck and some backyard swimming pools?
OH, talk about cruelty to dumb animals! :>)
What's the record for PETA members holding their breath? I bet you a KFC dinner with all the fixings that it's not over 2 minutes....
Hawt. If I continue to eat eggs, will they continue to protest like this?