Halfbino

halfbino.JPGHalfbino (Noun) A person who is as pale as humanly possible without being genetically albino. 

Good God! Julianne. Those legs. Get some sun. Buy some spray paint. Do something -- you're going to blind someone with your pasty-whiteness.


5 Comments


just as pale said:

I could get pissed that you're picking on her for being fair, since I personally know that fair skin glows radioactively in the sun, but I'm too busy trying to figure out why SHE ISN'T WEARING A BRA. At her age? tsk tsk, doesn't a Hollywood lady want more in life than floppy girls?


Buzzkut said:

Red hair + fair skin = beautiful Irish lass. She'd look ridiculous as Lindsay with any kind of fake tan.


Carolyn said:

Yeah Im that white too. But good on her for being pasty and proud


Maria said:

My screen name should be Glow White, since I am so pale. I am proud that she is out and about without the horrible orange fake bake that every.other. freaking.person. has. In Hollywood, simply by not being tan, blonde and being implanted should be a good thing, and not snark worthy.


WTF is wrong with her hair? She's a beautiful woman, but you could never tell by looking at this photo.