He Who Smelt It Dealt It: (Colloquial) The irrefutable rule of fart detection. When one smells gas and accuses a bystander, the bystander argues that the person who noticed is responsible. See also: He Who Detected It Ejected It; He Who Denied It, Supplied It.

Due to Jessica Simpson's jinxing reputation, President Bush has a suggestion for Tony Romo's game-ruining girlfriend:

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he joked in front of members of the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants who were visiting the White House Wednesday. (Source)

Awww, would you lookit that! The President made a funny! Nice try -- but somehow I have a feeling that Jessica Simpson, who hails from Bush's home state of Texas and is famous mostly for not knowing the difference between tuna fish and chicken, isn't playing for that team. Perhaps it would be best to just nonchalantly fan the fumes and slowly back away from this one.

Jessica at her gay boyfriend's Ken Paves "Big Give" last month: