I've Made a Huge Mistake

ashleepete0519_1.jpgI've Made a Huge Mistake: (Catchphrase) Popularized by Gob Bluth's character on "Arrested Development," typically spoken under one's breath when realizing an error in judgment.

Ashlee Simpson, who may or may not be four months pregnant, married Pete Wentz in an "intimate" ceremony (read: in the backyard of her parents house) this weekend. It's tough to pinpoint exactly who has made the bigger mistake here, so I'll hand it over to People who made the following Freudian slip:

Simpson, who sources say is pregnant with the couple's first child, and Wentz, the bassist for Fall Out Boy, have been linked since the fall of 2006, when they were spotted kissing at a New York nightclub. They announced their engagement last month.

This is the first marriage for both.

...Aaaand many more! We wish a hearty congratulations to the new couple, and at least nine months of wedded hell before their inevitable quiet, yet messy divorce. Mazel tov!