Laying Pipe: (Verb) Something a plumber or oil worker might do as part of the job; also a thinly veiled euphemism for a guy having sex with a woman.

There is so much awesome here I don't even know where to begin. Did anyone know that A) Matthew McConaughey has a brother named B) "Rooster" McConaughey who is C) a total redneck that D) named his son "Miller Lyte" and is E) getting his own reality show?!

Black Gold (premiering June 18 on truTV) takes viewers inside the race to find oil in Texas. And while Rooster does not work on an oil rig, he supplies the pipes for the drills, which typically go down 10,000 feet below the earth’s surface. That’s a lot of pipe. (Source)

Holy crap I cannot wait for this. It sounds like the brotherly resemblance is uncanny.

More legendary McConaughey pipe-age here: