Pathetic: (Adjective) Arousing pity, esp. through vulnerability or sadness

Madonna continued her midlife crisis/old lady reign of terror at a concert in Paris last night with more champagne-swigging theatrics and this time even orally assaulting one of her backup dancers.

She told the 1,500-strong crowd at the Olympia: "Why do I have this relationship with France? I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people. Vive la France!" (Source)

Oh Madonna, would you please just stop already? This is getting to be kind of sad. And really creepy. And stinking of desperation. You're a 50-year-old, married mother of three. Why don't you try an age-appropriate hobby like gardening or Suduko? We get it. You used to "be" somebody, and everything you did was shocking or avant-garde. But this is the generation of Miley Cyrus and 2 Girls 1 Cup, OK? So unless you start dropping trough at your concerts, pooing into a cup, eating it, vomitting, and smearing the poo and vomit all over yourself -- nobody is going to give a fart.