Pedostache
Pedostache (Noun) A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop
the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque
minivans and lots of candy.More candids, of Matt Damon on the set of The Informant.
Matt....honey....NO!!!
You've ruined the pretty....
not to be confused with the pornostache, which is a thick, luxuriant mustache one might like to sensually run thier fingers through much like that of Ron Jeremy.
Yeah, dude. I was looking for a story to run in my newspaper the other day, and I saw these pics, and I was like, "Ooh, pedophile trial with art! Yeah!" and then I found out it was Matt Damon and tried to gouge out my own eyes.