Private Ceremony (Noun) Euphemism for a wedding for a once-famous actor who has no friends left. 

Congratulations to Jason Biggs and Jenny Mellon, who were married in City Hall last week. According to the couple, "They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private ceremony and that is exactly how they wanted it."

In other words, it was the only choice they had.