Redundant
Redundant: (Adjective) No longer needed or useful; superfluous.Maxim's Hot 100 List debuted today, and the results somehow manage to be even less surprising and gratifying than receiving a Santa Claus sweater with buttons on the shoulder from your Great Aunt Edna at Christmas. Not that I expect much from a men's magazine that caters to meatheads -- but the women featured, including Tila Tequila, (100) Heidi Montag, (36) Britney Spears, (19) and Vanessa Hudgens (12) are so predictable and redundant it's even kind of an insult to meatheads. Take a whiff of the top ten:
10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lindsay Lohan
8.Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marissa Miller
So what have we learned? The "Maxim" man likes big-boobed, blond-haired, big-boobed women who aren't especially bright, wear a lot of makeup and are often seen naked; and don't completely object to having to scrub off a coat of grime or picking up an STD. Brilliant. What's the next big revelation, oh wise and prophetic Maxim? That men like football and beer? Please, tell me more of your sagacious revelations into the male psyche!
I'm sorta stunned that Tila Tequila is on the list, and Perez Hilton is not.
Think about that before you start calling me names for saying it. :-)
Sooooo is this the list from three years ago?
I think Maxim uses the same chicks every year and hits the "random" function just before going to print.
Tila Tequila? Freakin' gross, even at number 10,000.
To be fair, Sarah Michelle Gellar is a surfboard. Nonetheless, I agree that the list is pretty uninspiring.
Isn't it redundant to get upset at Maxim? It's a lad mag. A mag for lads. No matter how hard you clutch your Rabbit Fur Coat cd and pray, darlings like Maggie Gyllenhaal ain't gonna be on this thing. Smart and indie? Yes. Attractive? ...not so much.
What Lisa said. I'm a fan of SMG actually but the hubby's got bigger boobs than her.
Weird fact: My name is similar to her mom's and my husband's first name is the same as hers.
Listen Fuckface (hey, I can even say it without insulting someone; this is awesome!), I think you meant to say conventionally attractive.