Regression: (Noun) A return to a former or less developed state.

Jesus wept. It's like Angelina Jolie took everything that was awesome about her first Cannes premiere ensemble, and did the complete opposite for her second Cannes premiere ensemble. Pompadour hair, check. Unflattering color, check. (Who wears beige under 65? Tell me! Who?!) Burlap bag shaped dress that not only does not show off her awesome preggos bazooms but adds 50 pounds in a matter of five days? Check, check and check. Oh Angie, were you even listening to a word I said? Because I don't dole out the compliments often, you really shouldn't take them for granted.

More of (((sigh))) Angelina and that guy who knocked her up at the Changeling premiere: