Saint

paris0509_1.jpgSaint: (Noun) A person who is admired or venerated because of their virtue.

Paris Hilton launched her new line of shitty "Sally Beauty Supply" hair extensions yesterday, and blathered to People about how love has changed her and now she's such a good person and wants to get married and have kids and blah blah fucking blah.

"I've grown up a lot. I'm at peace," she added. "He's changed my life in every way. I'm happy."

Laughing about her beau's rocker look, she says her she follows some words of advice from her dad to look past it. "My dad said you shouldn't judge a book by its cover," she said. "He doesn't act at all like someone who has tattoos everywhere! I love him so much that I don't pay attention. I don't even look at the tattoos anymore."

Well that's noble that she's able to look past Punk Rock Powder's form of self expression to see the good person inside that disgusting, tattoo covered facade. So how is someone who "has tattoos everywhere" normally supposed to act? I'm sure some of you readers have tattoos, maybe you all could enlighten us. Well, if you all can find time between robbing liquor stores and tweaking on meth, anyway.

More of Saint Asshole promoting her crap:

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3 Comments


deena said:

as some one with...curently six tattoos and a dozenpiercings and who, i spose, Paris would class as some one with tattoos everywhere(i'd be a milder version but go with it) I can say...we act exactly as you describe.

we rob people, do lots of meth, lots of it and ya know. we're just general white trash.

i barely have time to even type this in between jail sentences and raping entitled white bitches like Paris who ask for it with their short skirts and their boobs


....heh, no but really, as some one who is tattooed and pierced quite substantially, shut up paris, you ass.


LIVEfromShitCreek said:

Tattooed people normally kick the shit out of Paris Hilton. I'm tattooed, and that's what I would do.


Jaci said:

Argh.

You make me want to blind you with my crackpipe.

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