Shinebox
Shinebox (Noun) A vague epithet or exclamation with ambiguous sexual overtones that means nothing and everything, depending on the context.What's more detrimental to one's reputation: 1) Getting sued for beating up a spectator, or being the shinebox that gets the shit kicked out of him by a pansy-ass bitch?
According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Andy Kallas claims he was watching the boys perform at Schuba's Tavern in Chicago, when Wentz and his peeps beat him to a pulp for several minutes. Kallas claims he suffered "serious injuries to his head, mouth and face." The way the lawsuit reads, the attack was totally unprovoked.I hope that "unspecified damages" includes the restoration of the man's pride and dignity. What kind of schmuck gets beaten up by the lyricist for fucking Fall Out Boy? How humiliating is that? Pete Wentz, who overdosed on Ativan in 2005, wasn't even man enough to try and kill himself with real drugs. He weighs 16 pounds and has the arm strength of a toddler. I mean: The guy wears mascara, for God's sake. Don't advertise your humiliation by filing a lawsuit, dude: Crawl in a hole for a decade and hope that everyone forgets.
Kallas is suing both Wentz and the club for an unspecified amount in damages. (Source)
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I think it's hysterical that a short while ago, writers on this blog were bitching other people out for hating on Ellen Page's unshaved armpits and then you call Pete Wentz a wuss because...he wears mascara. On occasion.
So apparently women are allowed to bend gender stereotypes, but men aren't? Justify your Wentz-hatred with insults that actually make sense. The guy has done enough fucked-up shit for you to have plenty of fodder, and insulting someone's suicide attempt is really very Perez Hilton of you.
Want to call Pete Wentz less of a man (whatever that means)? Maybe insult the fact that when he was 23 he had a relationship with a girl who was barely 15 -- a relationship that continued, off and on, until about February of last year.