Sloppy Seconds (Noun) When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.

It wasn't damaging enough to Roger Clemen's reputation that he quite possibly (indeed, probably) used steroids during his once Hall-of-Fame certain pitching career. Nor that he allegedly carried on a 10-year affair with drunken country singer Mindy McCready, beginning when Mindy was 15 years old (by Mindy's account, the adultery didn't begin until she was legal -- way to hold out, Rog!)

But today, Clemens' rep took its biggest blow, when we discovered that the man purportedly had a lengthy affair with Paulette Dean Daly, the former wife of full-time fuck-up and part-time professional golfer, John Daly. I mean: Jesus -- in the annals of sloppy seconds, how bad is it when you're sleeping with the castoff of a gambling, chain-smoking, cocaine-abusing, drunken, fat-ass wife abusing lout? And amazingly enough, Roger Clemens is actually a downgrade.