For my own edification (and Brad Pitt's), I wonder if anyone has statistics on the number of injuries caused by father's throwing their kids in the air. (Celebslam)

Owen Wilson enrolls Vince Vaughn in three-way strange-assathon. (Yeeeah!)

Dustin Hoffman finds nothing more glorious than flatulence. (Holy Moly)

I appreciate a woman who appreciates Barbara Stanywyck. They don't make 'em this beautiful and evil anymore. (Sunset Gun)

Officially, the coolest thing about Megan Fox now -- she's been banned from a Wal-Mart. For life. (Celebitchy)

Look closely: That's either a bald spot on Winehouse's head, or she's using her hair as an ashtray. (Seriously? OMG!)

Wedding bells clank in Tony Romo's ear, messes with his perfect spiral. (IDLYITW)

Nikki Cox has drastic plastic surgery, left with plumpie mouth. (The Blemish)

ScarJo shows off fluffly dress. (Usemycomputer)

Now this is what I'm talking about: Idle speculation on who will comprise the cast of The Avengers film. (Spout)

How often do we get a chance to see Punky Brewster, eh? (Ayyyy!)

Ummm. Don't sit next to the fat kid. (Offsprung)