Because I'm mentally like, eight -- hee hee hee! Gwyneth is leaking BOOB JUICE! (Jezebel)

Guess who got hair extensions? Btw, I totally guessed right, which brought me much more satisfaction than it reasonably should have. (Seriously? OMG!)

I'll give you one guess what the main reason for the end of Jessica Simpson's relationship with Tony Romo was, and it rhymes with Blow Gimps Him. (The Blemish)

Speaking of Blow Gimps Him, guess who lucky guy Pete Wentz got to spend his bachelor party with? And there weren't even any Hot Cops there to ease the pain. (Celebitchy)

Oh, joy. Owen Wilson suicide watch, take two! (Yeeeah!)

Gillian Anderson does an uncanny "I Love Lucy." (usemycomputer)

Who would rather watch have sex? Britney and Adnan or your parents? OK, that's not even fair -- how about Britney and Adnan, or your parents doing anal? (IDLYITW)

If you're Jack Black, a giant costumed panda is as good a comedy prop as anything. (BWE)

Riddle me this: what's brown, bleached, tattooed, ripped and wearing a bikini? (Celebslam)

Eh, I'll watch paint dry for two hours if Lee Pace is there. (Pajiba)