Normally, I'd feel way guilty about linking to celebrity cellulite, but I feel a little less so, considering the celebrity. (Seriously? OMG!)

The Hoff is dating a 29-year-old harpie harpist. And she's kind of cute, too. (Celebitchy)

Suri Cruise apparently not too young to get highlights in her hair. (Yeeeah!)

More Jennifer Aniston pics than you can shake a fragile femur at. (Usemycomputer)

Gary Dourdan is innocent. No, really: The drugs weren't his. They never are, are they? (Celebrity Smack)

Monkey on the Lam! Monkey on the Lam! (Comedy Central)

Wondering how SpencerTog could look even more obnoxious? Put them in the Kentucky Derby. (I'm Bringing Blogging Back)

The Hitachi Magic Wand is like jackhammer -- it will beat an orgasm out of you if it has to. (Offsprung)