Lindsay Lohan is trying to seduce Nicole Richie's Madden brother. (Yeeeah!)

Habitual drunkard Kelly Osbourne stumbles around drunkenly. (The Blemish)

Jamie Lynn's baby shower had more ladies wearing outfits from "Dress Barn" than you could shake a chicken finger at! (Seriously? OMG!)

This is my favorite of all the dresses Christina Ricci has worn recently. (Usemycomputer)

Check out the movie poster for the future Jurassic Park sequel. (College Humor)

How many times does Amy Winehouse have to get arrested before it finally fucking takes? (Celebitchy)

Britney gits her kids back, y'all! (IDLYITW)

Chris Noth hates Victoria's Secret, and he's never even had a $50 bra fall apart on him after wearing it one time. That we know of, anyway. (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Simpson insists that she roughed it while visiting troops in Kuwait. (Daily Stab)

Ellen Page looking cute as hell in Tokoyo. (Popoholic)