Madonna drops the F-bomb; rock enormous armpit veins. Yikes. (Yeeeah!)

Guess what Affleck regrets most about Bennifer? Spoiler: it's not Gigli! (Seriously? OMG!)

We can check off one of the Pussycat Dolls as being "definitely female" now. (IDLYITW)

Bai Ling infects a whole beach with her craziness. (The Blemish)

Poor Lindsay's having girl trouble on top of everything else. (Celebslam)

Heidi and Spencer hold Heidi's poor mother hostage. (A Socialite's Life)

Kelly Taylor is coming back to West Beverly Hills High. (IBBB)

K Fed is likely unable to pass up on a "free refill." Ha. (Celebitchy)

Brooke Mueller is getting ready to be Mrs. Sheen Part III. (Agent Bedhead)