For real, does Posh Spice remind anyone else of Bruce McCullough's "Tammy" character from the Kids in the Hall? (The Blemish)

R. Kelly tries a defense so stupid, it makes the old ill-fitting glove tactic look brilliant. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Loahn spends time at the ER. Since when does a herpes outbreak constitute an emergency? (Seriously? OMG!)

Monchichi David and Butt Head David perform on the "Today" show. (CelebritySmack)

Condi Rice meets KISS? Is it just me or does this sounds like Scooby Doo stunt casting? (Agent Bedhead)

Angelina may have had the babies already. Then again, whose to say? (Celebslam)

If the Clay Aiken pregnancy story is fake, I will be devastated. (IBBB)

Britney Spears is still legally insane. (Celebitchy)

Aw, damn. I don't wanna hear this stuff about Bill Murray. (IDLYITW)

Sex and the City: A bunch of spayed cougars. (Pajiba)