Aaron Eckhart's Two-Face is even more two-faced than you'd expect. (Comedy Central)

Elisha Cuthbert, in Hawaii, traipsing around in her wet drawers. (Celebslam)

Kardashiangasm. (Popoholic)

Britney and K-Fed phone sex? Blurgh. "Feed me Cheetos, you dirty dirty boy." (IDLYITW)

Ashlee Simpson listens to angry Papa's advices, decides to grow a pair. (Yeeeah)

What? Christina Ricci's brother once stabbed her for changing the channel? (Celebitchy)

OH HELL YEAH! Dr. Frankenstein is coming to "Supernatural" tonight!* (Seriously? OMG!)

Bai Ling can't seem to control her outerwear, specifically it's ability to keep her covered. (The Blemish)

*Added by Stacey, since Dustin would never admit to being excited over "Supernatural," even if he did watch it. Which he totally doesn't, or at least that's what he tells people.