It's a Girl! *Sigh* The cycle will continue. Perpetually. (Celebslam)

Katie Holmes shipped off to Scientology Boot Camp. (Pretty Boring)

Madonna drank champagne from the bottle. And she's gonna stay up until 10 p.m.! What a wiiild and craaaazy gal. (Yeeeah!)

When you take a job as Rob Lowe's nanny, aren't there certain occupational hazards you implicitly expect? (Celebrity Smack)

Pete Wentz digs his nose. Or digs in his nose. Whatever. (Seriously? OMG!)

Giselle Bundchen can do things with her sandals you don't want to talk about in front of the kids. (The Blemish)

I don't watch "AI" anymore, but I can tell you: The one person you don't overthrow is Ryan Seacrest. He's annoying, until you compare him to Tom Bergeron. (Celebitchy)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon engaged? Maybe. (Hollywire)