Snaps: Porking Shatner

angelina01_qjpreviewth.jpgHeidi Klum without the benefit of an airbrush artiste. (IDLYITW)

Frankentummy take vacation. Walk on beach. Ngggggggg. (Celebslam)

What's worse than a sequel to Donnie Darko? Arcade Fire is inexplicably scoring it. (Pitchfork)

Hey Britney! You're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Britney! (Yeeeah)

Aniston fakes it? (Celebitchy)

Hayden Panettiere likes it Jolie-style. (Celebrity Smack)

Patrick the Angry Viewer goes ballistic on your ass. (Patrick the Angry Viewer)

"Reaper" lives another season; CW allows it 13 more episodes to continue to suck. (Seriously? OMG!)

Because all you could think about today was porking Shatner. (The Blemish)

Kids these days continue to suck. (Offsprung)


4 Comments


As the Pitchfork article states, Arcade Fire are scoring Kelly's new film The Box, NOT the Donnie Darko sequel, which Kelly smartly has nothing to do with. In math terms:

ARCADE FIRE + RICHARD KELLY = SMART

DONNIE DARKO - RICHARD KELLY - ARCADE FIRE = DUMB


Matt said:

I might be mis-reading it, but it doesn't look like Arcade Fire is scoring the Darko sequel, but the next movie by Richard Kelly.

You're totally right -- that's what I get for skimming. -- DR


Gaby said:

Thanks Matt! I was already going to puke.


Stacey said:

I hope you saying Reaper sucks is some sort of sarcastic way of saying it's great. Otherwise you are an ass.

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