
Heidi Klum without the benefit of an airbrush
artiste. (
IDLYITW)
Frankentummy take vacation. Walk on beach. Ngggggggg. (
Celebslam)
What's worse than a
sequel to Donnie Darko? Arcade Fire is inexplicably scoring it. (
Pitchfork)
Hey Britney! You're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Britney! (
Yeeeah)
Aniston fakes it? (
Celebitchy)
Hayden Panettiere likes it Jolie-style. (
Celebrity Smack)
Patrick the Angry Viewer goes ballistic on your ass. (
Patrick the Angry Viewer)
"Reaper" lives another season; CW allows it 13 more episodes to continue to suck. (
Seriously? OMG!)
Because all you could think about today was porking Shatner. (
The Blemish)
Kids these days continue to suck. (
Offsprung)
As the Pitchfork article states, Arcade Fire are scoring Kelly's new film The Box, NOT the Donnie Darko sequel, which Kelly smartly has nothing to do with. In math terms:
ARCADE FIRE + RICHARD KELLY = SMART
DONNIE DARKO - RICHARD KELLY - ARCADE FIRE = DUMB
I might be mis-reading it, but it doesn't look like Arcade Fire is scoring the Darko sequel, but the next movie by Richard Kelly.
You're totally right -- that's what I get for skimming. -- DR
Thanks Matt! I was already going to puke.
I hope you saying Reaper sucks is some sort of sarcastic way of saying it's great. Otherwise you are an ass.