You know what happens when Madonna forgets to wear a bra? You go blind. (Celebslam)

C Thomas Howell remarkably somehow even less convincing as a woman than as a black man. (Seriously? OMG!)

Kristen Davis is a recovering alcoholic, which means all those Cosmos she drinks on SaTC? Lies. Damn lies. (IDLYITW)

R. Kelly's winning defense: "It wasn't me!" (Holy Moly)

Denise Richards is doing a reality show to support her children, because with the rising cost of gas, the $50K in alimony and child support she receives per month just doesn't stretch as far as it used to. (The Blemish)

What's worse than getting dumped for a younger, prettier woman? Getting dumped for an older, uglier woman. (Yeeeah!)

Jenna Jameson wants to finally do something productive with her vagina. (Celebwarship)

Keanu & Winona? Winkanu? That's what they're saying. (Celebrity Smack)

Jodie Foster! You dog, you! (Celebitchy)

A Highlander remake? Yup. (Pajiba)