After you read this you'll never accuse us of being mean to rainbow killer again. (IDLYITW)

If you thought Mariah Carey was gonna stop dressing like a transvestite hooker just because she's off the market -- think again! (Seriously? OMG!)

And speaking of MC, here's her new video for "Bye Bye." (MTV Buzzworthy)

Amy Winehouse pulls an REM "Everybody Hurts" video moment. (The Blemish)

Ha ha! Letterman soothed Paris Hilton into a false sense of security so he could really nail the hell out of her! And not the kind she likes with a penis, either. (Celebitchy)

Does your kindergartener look like she could be a "Flavor of Love" contestant? No? Well why the hell not? (Yeeeah!)

You know who has a great idea on how to downplay Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair pictures? Hugh Hefner, naturally! (Dlisted)

Because I forgot to include Michelle Trachtenburg's ugly-ass outfit in my costume gala round-up earlier this week. (usemycomputer)

From Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr., the man behind box-office smashes such as Lindsay Lohan’s Just My Luck, Brittany Murphy’s Uptown Girls, Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Simply Irresistible, and Swimfan starring that chick no one remembers -- now comes another piece of shit movie no one will remember! (Pajiba)