More on Lindsay's lesbian gollum love. (The Blemish)

I'll give you a SATC spoiler... Hags sit around, drink and talk about fucking. (Celebitchy)

Lydia Hearst's Life Ball is like Halloween in May! (usemycomputer)

Oprah's Vaj... A-Hole? Gross. Do not want. (Yeeeah!)

What are Adrienne Curry, Christopher Knight, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav and New York all doing together? I don't know either, but this can't be good. (Seriously? OMG!)

Accidentally mistaking Lindsay Lohan for Courtney Love is perhaps meaner than anything I've ever said about her. Kudos, anonymous fans. (Agent Bedhead)

Madonna subsists on nothing besides treadmills and water. (Celebslam)

Celine Dion's ambiguous, long-haired weird kid still creepy. (Ayyyy!)

Barista goes on covert ops mission to smuggle nutrients into Olsens. (CelebWarship)

Katherine "Killer of Rainbows" Heigl doing what she does best. (Popoholic)