John Mayer is very kinky, if you're an eighth grade girl, that is. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan wears a bikini and it appears that what the good men over at the boob job clinic giveth, God has taketh away. (The Blemish)

This is the closest that Britney will ever be to the cover of Vanity Fair. (IDLYITW)

And, apparently, Michael Lohan has outed his daughter. Nice. (Celebwarship)

It's gotten to the point that NSFW warnings need to be added for pictures of Amy Winehouse's face. (Celebrity Smack)

And speaking of Winehouse, what does she and a certain NASA astronaut have in common? Diapers, y'all. Diapers. (Celebslam)

Carmen Elektra + a stripper pole? That's marketing symbiosis. (Holy Moly)

For those of you who thought that Sanjaya Malakar was gone forever, think again. (*Sigh*) (Seriously? OMG!)