Britney Spears lost $61 million dollars in the past year. Think about that. (Yeeeah!)

Diddy is getting his star on the walk of fame, so let's hope he sticks with whatever fucking name he picks for it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Tom Cruise takes Oprah on a wild ride. (Agent Bedhead)

Good lord. Dakota Fanning is like, totally grown up now. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox banned from Wal-Mart. I'm sure she cries herself to sleep every night on a bed of money. (IDLYITW)

Benji Madden wouldn't know "wife material" if it had a sex tape and bit him in the ass. (CelebWarship)

Did Anna Farris get a boob job or did they always look like that? (use my computer)

Jenna Jameson got kicked out of a Liverpool nightclub for "touching up her makeup." Anyone wanna take a guess what that's a euphemism for? (The Blemish)

Liz Hurley has really come a long way. (Ayyyy!)