Soft: (Adjective) Sympathetic or compassionate, to a degree perceived as excessive.

On the heels of a successful court appearance in which she was awarded expanded visitation; the preview clip for Britney Spears latest appearance on "How I Met Your Mother" has been released. And I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good! Actually, I'm feeling strange feelings right now, which could almost be described as... Happy. Like, I am happy for Britney Spears. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with me? Have I gone soft? About a week ago I even caught myself watching an episode of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," and just figured I was getting my period or something. But now this is just getting fucking scary. That's it. I need to go get drunk off of cheap gin and throw eggs at children getting off the school bus, STAT.

Here is Britney leaving Bally Total Fitness® earlier this week looking super healthy and cute. Argh! Shuddup, you!