Sticker Shock
Sticker Shock: (Noun) Shock experienced by the potential buyers of a particular product on discovering its high or increased price.Christina Aguilera gave an interview in the latest issue of Us Weekly in which she revealed that her hooters are a whopping size E-cup. Now I've seen the photos of old Funbags Molloy recently, and hearing those puppies are a size "E" shouldn't surprise me -- yet strangely it does, in the same way you'd look at a Aston Martin and know its expensive but still be taken aback at the price tag. Keeping in mind however, that Christina Aguilera is not even 5 foot 2 inches tall, the only conceivable way she should have an E-cup is if she weighed over 400 pounds. Just like the only way anyone should pay over $100 grand for a stupid car is if they can live it in and have it college educate their children.
Seriously. No, I mean seriously seriously:
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Oh come on, Christina lost 40 pounds just by removing her makeup.
But seriously, if we all had someone to cook nutritious meals and tell us when and how to exercise, we would ALL rock the hard bods.
Nah. I'd still be fat. But I'd be living in Italy, where it's considered seductive.
Huh. I guess that makes her the closest thing to a real-life Barbie yet. Between the heels and the boobs, how is her center of gravity not at all affected?
is it just me or does she always looks like a fucking tranny sad to say but i rather look at and care way more about what's going on with britney than this bitch she so fucking boring